Howard Stern’s Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant Winner
Howard Stern’s Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant
What have we learned from the Howard Stern’s interview with the girls of the Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant?
Howard Stern is the greatest interviewer of all time, and the King of All Media. On March 10, Howard hosted the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant with Jamie Jungers, Loredana Jolie and Jamie Grubbs. Why is the Jewish Business Magazine reporting on the Howard Stern Tiger Wood’s Mistress Beauty Pageant? Well Howard is Jewish, and will go down as the greatest radio personality in history. Howard is also a philanthropist, although he keeps most of that quiet. So, as far as I’m concerned, it’s Jewish business news.
Many people hate Howard Stern, Many People love Howard Stern, but those that listened, listen as a religion and they do so not because of the occasional dick and fart jokes, and they don’t listen for the nudity, you can’t even see it. Howard Stern fans listen because Howard Stern has a way to make the detestable, scums of life into the real, amiable human beings that they are, while exposing the popular, America’s Most Liked People for the phonies that they actually are.
This morning Howard Stern hosted the much anticipated, Tiger Wood’s Mistress Beauty Pageant. The event was less of a beauty pageant and more of an interview with these three women. What did Howard do? Howard did was Howard always does, he showed that these three women, at least two of them, Jamie Grubbs and Jamie Jungers, were relative innocents in the Tiger Woods battle royale. One claims to not have known about Tiger’s wife, which honestly, I believe. If you watch Howard Stern’s Jay Walking as performed by the Scum Bag Jay Leno, you’ll see that the average person really doesn’t know very much. But, even if she did, she was blinded by the stardom and fame of the great Tiger Woods, and who wouldn’t be.
As I said, Howard Stern did what Howard Stern does, he mixes in comical, sexual and inappropriate questions in while getting down to the true inner person he is questioning. So we found out Tiger’s club is about 9 inches, depending on who you ask. We found out that Tiger can be shy and intimidated, dominated and kinky, voyeuristic, demeaning and a little sexually confused. But, like Howard said in his press conference that followed the Beauty Pageant, we found out what we already knew, Howard Stern is the greatest interviewer of all time and the King of All Media.
The winner received $75,000 courtesy of Ashley Madison, which is a dating site for people in a relationship and want to have an affair.
What did we learn from each contestant mistress?
Jamie Jungers nicknamed by Tiger Woods: Jaime Juices
- No condoms
- Tiger never gave her any money
- Went out in public
- She was flown out on flights on coach
- Was in love with Tiger Woods
Loredana Jolie the former playboy model was nicknamed by Tiger Woods: LD
- Met tiger through matchmaker service
- Paid by the matchmaking service and given gifts
- Not a hooker, but come on…
- Role playing with foreign white, blonde girls and a guy
- Wore a condom and was not in love with Tiger
Jamie Grubbs nicknamed by Tiger Woods: Skinny Fat
- Met in a club
- Tiger was shy when they first met and she didn’t kiss him for 3 dates
- Says she didn’t know Tiger Woods was married
- No condoms
- Thought they were having a real relationship
And the Winner Is…
Gary Delabbate – Jamie Jungers
Noel Bidderman of Ashely Madison – JamieJungers
Robin Quivers – JamieGrubbs
Fred Norris -Jamie Grubbs
Howard Stern -JamieJungers
The winner is…Jamie Jungers
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I hope tiger woods is victorious and dons the green jacket this weekend. Perhaps the media will once and for all leave him be. Come on folks, get over it !!!
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